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Post by estatigua (Tiggy) on Nov 27, 2006 6:14:35 GMT -5
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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Post by just on Nov 27, 2006 15:51:04 GMT -5
ROFLMBO If you don't mind I would love to share this. My mom and brother-in-law will get such a kick out of it. Thanks for sharing
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Post by *Gypsy* on Nov 27, 2006 23:05:28 GMT -5
omgomgoodnesssss roffl
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Post by Fallen on Nov 28, 2006 14:47:30 GMT -5
hahahahaha, this was great. Thanks Tiggy
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Post by ladyjay on Jan 4, 2008 1:47:41 GMT -5
Thanks for the post.
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Post by leilani on Jan 7, 2008 23:50:43 GMT -5
omg that was funny!!
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Post by starr on Jan 18, 2008 0:14:29 GMT -5
thats great!!!!
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