Post by dragonsteve on Jan 7, 2008 3:59:12 GMT -5
I'D LOVE TO BE SIX AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be six again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her
a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park.
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds, where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies. the latest Kiddies three hour
epic cartoon, a Hot Dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure !!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto
bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of
total realisation.....'I meant my dress size, you tw*t !!!
The moral of this story, Even when a man is listening, he's
still gonna get it wrong
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be six again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her
a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park.
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds, where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies. the latest Kiddies three hour
epic cartoon, a Hot Dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure !!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto
bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of
total realisation.....'I meant my dress size, you tw*t !!!
The moral of this story, Even when a man is listening, he's
still gonna get it wrong
