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Post by boo on Oct 14, 2006 5:53:19 GMT -5
Simple home remedies!! Body: Body: 1. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives then you will be afraid to cough.
3. Clumsy?? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.? Remember to use a timer.
6. Have a bad toothache?? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.?
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.?
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: * Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. * Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. * If you woke up breathing, congratulations!? You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
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Post by just on Oct 14, 2006 6:33:49 GMT -5
LOL very cute, I almost woke the house up laughing LOL
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Post by *Gypsy* on Oct 14, 2006 14:14:49 GMT -5
Boo, Thanks ~this is so funny~
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Post by estatigua (Tiggy) on Nov 20, 2006 7:55:22 GMT -5
OMG! I use duct tape ALL THE TIME! HEHEHE XXX
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Post by Willow (Pixie Witch) on Dec 1, 2006 1:53:13 GMT -5
I love this, very ficken funny.
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Post by steve on Oct 24, 2007 9:07:30 GMT -5
Ho yes i love this one boo. The real things in life are the funny ones.
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Post by *Gypsy* on Oct 25, 2007 9:31:11 GMT -5
WE misssssssssss you Boo!
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Post by ladyjay on Jan 4, 2008 1:30:41 GMT -5
Funny but oh so very,very true.
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Post by leilani on Jan 10, 2008 16:16:27 GMT -5
Oh yes i have seen those remedies help often. Family members have lost a couple limbs..lol
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Post by starr on Jan 17, 2008 23:53:33 GMT -5
Ok, that's funny!!!!
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