13 Pagan Commandments

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13 Pagan Commandments Jan 2, 2008 0:34:27 GMT -5

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Post by ladyjay on Jan 2, 2008 0:34:27 GMT -5

Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog.
Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites.
Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine.
Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister.
Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of burning.
Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess - She is God.
Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven - thou shall be killed.
Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior.
Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind".
Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down.
Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot".
Thou shall not call coven only for laughs

dragonsteve Guest	13 Pagan Commandments Jan 2, 2008 9:17:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dragonsteve on Jan 2, 2008 9:17:33 GMT -5 Yes i do like this Lady jay. I have never forgotten any thing from my past, HMMMMM Dragons taste good with Ketchup. I have seen this before. so know im wondering??

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13 Pagan Commandments Jan 2, 2008 9:36:07 GMT -5

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Post by Gypsy on Jan 2, 2008 9:36:07 GMT -5

hahaha I BET!!

ladyjay said:

Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog.
Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites.
Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine.
Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister.
Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of burning.
Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess - She is God.
Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven - thou shall be killed.
Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior.
Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind".
Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down.
Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot".
Thou shall not call coven only for laughs

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ladyjay Guest	13 Pagan Commandments Jan 4, 2008 1:29:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by ladyjay on Jan 4, 2008 1:29:44 GMT -5 What is it youre wondering Dragon?

starr Global Moderator Lady Of the Stars CHAT ROOM MOD [M:0] Posts: 205	13 Pagan Commandments Jan 18, 2008 0:08:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by starr on Jan 18, 2008 0:08:48 GMT -5 I can't follow these, you expect to much, lmao!!! Funny!!!
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medwolf Jr. Apprentice Blessings Posts: 14	13 Pagan Commandments Feb 28, 2008 13:24:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by medwolf on Feb 28, 2008 13:24:46 GMT -5 These are going to be really hard to follow.. LOL

Post by ladyjay on Jan 2, 2008 0:34:27 GMT -5

Post by dragonsteve on Jan 2, 2008 9:17:33 GMT -5

Post by *Gypsy* on Jan 2, 2008 9:36:07 GMT -5

Post by ladyjay on Jan 4, 2008 1:29:44 GMT -5

Post by starr on Jan 18, 2008 0:08:48 GMT -5

Post by medwolf on Feb 28, 2008 13:24:46 GMT -5

Post by Gypsy on Jan 2, 2008 9:36:07 GMT -5